July 30, 2014

Hi, I'm Calling On Behalf of Mother Jones

Earlier today, I realized that my first paid job after college graduation was working in a call center in Los Angeles. What a joke.

I don't believe in Hell, but if I did, it would most likely be that dingy, piece of shit office that was nestled in the heart of Koreatown.

It was the summer of 2011 and I had just relocated from Buffalo, New York. I was interning for free at The Advocate and needed to actually pay my bills.

Note: I had made a pact with my great grandmother on her death bed years before; I promised that I would never resort to prostitution, so that was obviously out of the question. Just kidding.

"Uh, where were you?" My supervisor asked one day, looking at the glass of water in my hand, as he stopped me in the hallway.

"The kitchen."

"Did you log out of the system?"

Employees had been instructed to "log out" when we went to the bathroom, or even left our desks. We were only paid for time spent on the phone, requesting donations for campaigns and organizations such as: Human Rights Campaign, Mother Jones, and the reelection campaign of Barack Obama

"Oh. So you want me to dock my own pay to get something to drink?"

Needless to say, I only lasted two weeks or so. Maybe I was in a naive cloud after moving to Los Angeles, but looking back, it's shocking that liberal organizations had contracts with this shady company -- especially Mother Jones, who never SHUTS THE FUCK UP about minimum wage, workers rights, etc.

Also, spoiler alert: the reelection campaign of Barack Obama was successful. He won!

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