January 29, 2013

Good Lord: 27% Of Americans Believe That God Influences Sporting Events

If you are wondering why God allowed hundreds of thousands of people to be massacred around the world this past week, I have the answer:

HE WAS GETTING READY FOR THE SUPER BOWL, DUDE!


Additionally, more than half of Americans believe that “God rewards athletes who have faith with good health and success."

The telephone survey, which was conducted between January 16 and 20, used a random sample of 1,033 adults and has a margin of error of plus or minus 3.5 percentage points.

During half time of the Super Bowl this Sunday, God will be using that time to grab a beer, take a quick bathroom break and dabble with the idea of ending the various conflicts in the Middle East.

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