November 29, 2012

A Story That Explains The Gay Rights Movement In America To Kids

Once upon a time, a country spent hundreds of millions of dollars to ban people of the same sex from having the same fundamental rights as opposite sex couples.

These individuals were also able to be fired from work for being gay and even refused service at restaurants and stores.

A majority of people based their beliefs on a religious book known as "the Bible," and as the younger generation - those somehow capable of having common sense, in addition to human decency - began to get older and vote in the masses, the "controversial issue" of equal rights fell to the wayside and the country was able to dedicate its time, money, and energy to the important issues at hand.

In a surprising turn of events, a handful of powerful men and women who tried to oppress others were actually part of this group themselves, known as LGBT, or "gay, lesbian, bisexual, or transgender."

What's worse, some individuals of groups that have been oppressed repeatedly over the past hundreds of years - blacks, women, Hispanics, immigrants, and so on - actually used their voices to advocate for the LGBT community to be further oppressed. Life is funny, isn't it?

It is yet to be determined if everyone lived happily ever after.

November 28, 2012

Join Red State Date To Find Your Running Mate

Are you a conservative hoping to find true love?

Well, make sure to check out Red State Date.

We all know it's a little awkward when a girl accidentally gets pregnant.

It's even more awkward when that's the first time one finds out who is pro-choice and who isn't ...

Are you a millennial new to online dating?

DON'T join Red State Date (wait, do I have conservative readers?) and check out my reflection on internet dating for those of us in Generation Y:

Millennials & OkCupid: Should We Be Embarrassed About Online Dating In Our Youth?

However, there is Blue State Date for us liberals, so check that out if you want!

New York City Reports Murder Free Day

According to the New York Police Department, there were no reported violent crimes this past Monday in any of the five boroughs.

This includes slaying, stabbing, shooting or knifing.

Calling someone "a fuckin' jerkoff" with a strong Brooklyn accent was not included and is not considered a violent crime.

"It is unusual in a city of 8 million people, but we never read that much into one day," said Deputy Police Commissioner Paul Browne. He said  it was the "first time in memory" that New York City had had such a lull in violent crime.

In 1990, the city had just under 2,300 murders. Over the years, the rate drastically dropped; the current homicide rate in 2012 thus far is 366.

Guess What? New York City Is Not That Expensive For Millennials

November 27, 2012

Half Of Young People With HIV Don't Know It

A new report from the U.S. Centers for Disease Control says that a quarter of new HIV infections are among youth and more than half don't even know that they are infected.

"That so many young people become infected with HIV each year is a preventable tragedy," CDC Director Dr. Thomas Frieden wrote in the report.

More than 12,000 new cases occurred in young people aged 13 to 24 in 2010.

Of those infected, close to 60% of them did not know their HIV status.

Blood Donation And The LGBT Community

The report also found that young gay and bisexual communities were impacted as men having sex with men tended to engage in riskier behavior.

Come on guys! Are you serious?

It ain't easy being a hoe, but it sure as hell ain't that hard to put on a fucking condom.

You Should Go Get Tested For HIV / AIDS

Adult Party Train From The O.C. To Las Vegas

According to The Los Angeles Times, there may be a new, adults-only train that will run between Fullerton, California and Las Vegas, Nevada.

The trip would be under five hours and aimed at SoCal residents looking to get away for the weekend.

This month, Las Vegas Railroad Express signed a deal with Union Pacific Railroad that will allow the "X Train," as it is named, to run on tracks that have been used for only freight for the past 15 years.

Passenger service on Amtrak between Los Angeles and Las Vegas stopped in the late 1990's.

The company hopes to have the service running by New Year's Eve of 2013.

2 Annoying Things That You Should Stop Saying

As a writer, I know some headlines may drive more people to my website if I make them a little bit more dramatic.

I also know that since I added the phrase, "I may be interested in having sex on the first date" to my OkCupid profile, I've been contacted two to three times more per week.

But, I digress.

Please stop saying the following things. It's fucking annoying.

1. "This is proof that the world is going to end this year" - This gem is usually accompanied with a photo (OMG! Black Friday MADNESS) or "viral news," such as a baby named #Hashtag.

Wait, is that how it was spelled?

Anyways, please stop saying this; well, unless the "proof" is that you are aware that individuals in Uganda could possibly be killed for being gay, lesbian, bisexual, or transgender.

And honestly -- you believe the Mayan predictions?

If they were so smart and insightful, why were they living in caves?

2. "This Picture Restored My Faith In Humanity"
- The above picture, compliments of BuzzFeed, was captioned:

"This interaction between a Guatemalan girl and a tourist she just met."

So glad I saw this! My faith in humanity is restored.

It's like mass killings aren't occuring around the world at this very moment.

Associated Press Bans The Use Of "Homophobia"

This week, the Associated Press officially discouraged the use of the word "Homophobia" by reporters.

The news came in the form of an update
to their style guide:

- An irrational, uncontrollable fear, often a form of mental illness. Examples: acrophobia, a fear of heights, and claustrophobia, a fear of being in small, enclosed spaces. Do not use in political or social contexts: homophobia, Islamophobia.

George Weinberg coined the word "homophobia" in 1972 and he ain't impressed.

"I just want to go on record as disagreeing with the AP's decision not to use 'homophobia,' the word. I am a psychologist and author who coined the word a long time ago. It made all the difference to City Councils and other people I spoke to. It encapsulates a whole point of view and of feeling. It was a hard-won word, as you can imagine. It brought me some death threats. Is homophobia always based on fear? I thought so and still think so. Maybe envy in some cases."

Given the circumstances, I would like to suggest some other words and phrases to be used instead of "homophobia."

1.  A guy that wants to suck the cock of another guy, but hasn't come out yet, so said guy chooses to physically, verbally, or mentally attack the individual that is openly homosexual.

Ah, never mind; using the word "homophobia" is probably easier.

One Million Moms Take Credit For The Cancellation Of 666 Park Avenue

Via a press release:

Hope everyone had a blessed Thanksgiving! One more thing to be thankful for: "666 Park Avenue" has been canceled after only 7 episodes!

ABC announced that "666 Park Avenue" will not be coming back for a second season. This is a HUGE Victory! The ABC series "666 Park Avenue," which is known for its controversial title and satanic content, will not be renewed. Glory to God!

The network will air all 13 episodes, but the demonic series will not return next season. Praise the Lord! God is using One Million Moms to help remove this filth from television. As the hands and feet for the Lord, we are making a real difference.

These accomplishments are the result of the Lord's blessing on the prayers, action alerts, email letters, and gifts from concerned and generous supporters. Would you help us continue these important efforts? - Monica Cole, director, One Million Moms.


Uh, the show was cancelled because it had terrible reviews and close to nobody was watching it.

God was not able to be reached for a comment because he was busy catching up on 666 Park Avenue on Hulu while reading about the recent bombings in the Middle East.

Two & A Half Men: Don't Watch My Show, Dude

Angus T. Jones of Two & A Half Men, also known as Half, is not impressed with his own show.

In a recent interview, Jones described his recent conversion to Christianity and called the program "filth," among other disses:

"If I am doing any harm, I don't want to be here. I don't want to be contributing to the enemy's plan. You cannot be a true God-fearing person and be on a television show like that. I know I can't. I'm not OK with what I'm learning, what the Bible says and being on that television show."
Our little savior makes $350,000 per episode.

Rumor has it that Jones may quit and start doing gay porn because it's more respectable.

In other news, here are 4 Reasons To Be A Slut.

November 26, 2012

2012 Is Deadliest Year On Record For Journalists

The International Press Institute has been keeping track of journalists' killings around the world since 1997 and this year has proved to have the most deaths.

According to the International Press Institute (IPI)'s Death Watch, 119 journalists have been killed as a result of their profession.

"It is deeply disturbing that in spite of a clear increase in international efforts to stop attacks against journalists, this year's death toll is the highest on IPI record," said IPI Deputy Director Anthony Mills. "The killing of a journalist is the ultimate, most callous, chilling form of censorship. Unless we are able to roll back the cynical tide of impunity, these killings will continue."

Syria has the most killings, which is 36 individuals, while the Middle East in general is considered the world's deadliest region for journalists.

My thoughts are with the journalists that are risking their lives to improve the world.

If you are on Twitter, you can follow my friend Anna Therese Day as she reports from the Middle East.

She is an Independent journalist covering the Arab World in upheaval and conflict in Israel/Palestine.


Lesbian Republican Does Not Feel Guilty About Her Role In The Creation Of DOMA

While working for the Republicans in the House of Representatives in 1996, Kathryn Lehman was making some big changes in America; she successfully helped enact the Defense of Marriage Act, also known as DOMA.

This is a federal ban that does not recognize same-sex marriage.

Lehman, by the way, is a lesbian.

Or, as I like to call lesbians, "vagatarians."

In a recent interview with The New York Times, Lehman said she felt no guilt over her role in the law banning federal recognition of same-sex marriage.

“Mention that you’re Christian or mention that you’re Republican and suddenly you just get vilified,” she said. “That may be one of the reasons for the lack of visibility of gay women in the Republican Party."

You are not vilified, Ms. Lehman, for being religious, or a Republican, or a lesbian, or whatever label you are feeling self pity for at the moment.

You are vilified because you are ignorant.

Ironically, Kathyrn Lehman currently works for Freedom To Marry, which hopes to overturn DOMA, the very law she helped write.

Review Of Liz And Dick On Lifetime In 38 Words

I actually don't have cable and didn't watch it, but I have a feeling that in 40 years, a disoriented actress will portray Lindsay Lohan in a movie entitled Lindsay & Dick about her love affair with penises.

November 25, 2012

5 Important Rules That I Live By As A Gay Man

Idiot Of The Week: Bryan Fischer

Bryan Fischer, Director of Issue Analysis for the American Family Association, is an idiot.

I did a little thinking about gay people (myself included) and have this to say about marriage equality:

3 Reasons Why Gays And Lesbians Should Not Marry

5 Male Celebrities I'd Like To Have Sex With

1. Gollum from The Lord Of The Rings: Well, although this dude isn't quite my type, I think I'd take one for the team; I never saw the movies, but rumor has it he is obsessed with rings.

Uh, I've been trying to blackmail dudes to marry me for years, so if Gollum wants to put a ring on it, I would let him have his way with me.

Also, I love that he would refer to me as "my precious."

2. Jabba The Hutt from Star Wars: Yes, there is a rumor going around about me that I never turn down sex or food, so I figured I'd give myself the nickname "Slabba The Slut" and call it a day.

3. Headless Horseman: Okay, maybe I won't go as far as sex, but this dude really needs head.

Reasons To Have Sex With Someone From Buffalo, New York

4. Frosty The Snowman: What Millennial hasn't had a summer fling? Now it's time to have some fun during the winter. It's no secret that a dream of mine to build a fuck buddy out of snow at my convenience, so that's all I really have to say about Frosty.

5. Marcus Bachmann: Of course I'm kidding;I'm not that gross.

4 Things That Go Through My Head During My Gay Dates

1.  Should I have him guess how many men I've slept with this year?

Hint: My age minus how many bars I've been kicked out of while living in Los Angeles multiplied by how many times I've been dumped via text message minus my IQ during my freshman year of college.

2.  Should I egg on his erratic behavior so it gives me writing material for upcoming articles?

Wait. I don't consider checking your phone during a date "erratic" and I'm going to punch you in the face.

Gay Dating Advice For Generation Y

3.  Did Ryan Seacrest come out of the closet yet?

More importantly ... did any professional hockey players?

4.  Do I really need to pay back my student loans?

They didn't find it funny when I sent my credit card statement and a check with "IOU" written in red marker.

Breaking News: Gay Students Live In Dorms

Jennifer Roback Morse, a spokesperson for the National Organization for Marriage (NOM), has uncovered some interesting news that will forever change the moral fiber of American colleges and universities.

"The other side has RAs in the dorm," she says so eloquently in a holiday themed message.

The "other side" are gay, lesbian, bisexual, and transgender students.

Holy shit. Morse is like a homophobic Nancy Drew.

2 Ways Gay Dudes Can Help Straight Dudes Get Laid

"We're doing something that nobody else is doing, and I think you'll agree; something that really needs to get done. And this holiday season, when your young people come home from college, ask them about this. Ask them if they have a gay RA in their dorms."

Other possible questions for parents to ask their college students this holiday season:

1. Is your RA a Jew?
2. Is your RA black?
3. Is your RA handicapped?
4. Is your RA a woman?
5. Is your RA Muslim?

One Fifth Of American Adults Have No Religious Affiliation

In related news, there are rumors of gay people working at tanning salons and Sephora stores in the New York City area.

NOM is considered a hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center.

November 24, 2012

Lunch Hour NYC: The New York Public Library

One perk of being a wallflower (slut) in New York City is that, on any given weekend morning, one can incorporate culture, art, and history into their walk of shame.

How blessed I am to be a Millennial with questionable morals living in one of the best cities in the world!

This Saturday, I had the great opportunity to check out Lunch Hour NYC at the New York Public Library.

The exhibit featured the interesting history of how lunch evolved in the Big Apple, and how the impacts of war, recession, and even the Civil Rights Movement helped change the way New Yorkers spent their lunch break.
"Lunch Hour NYC looks back at more than a century of New York lunches, when the city’s early power brokers invented what was yet to be called “power lunch,” local charities established a 3-cent school lunch, and visitors with guidebooks thronged Times Square to eat lunch at the Automat. Drawing on materials from throughout the Library, the exhibition explores the ways in which New York City—work-obsessed, time-obsessed, and in love with ingenious new ways to make money—reinvented lunch in its own image."

It's free with a suggested donation and one could expect to spend around an hour or so exploring.

The exhibit runs until February 17, 2013.

In other New York City related news: Do you think living here is super expensive?

Think again.

Guess What? New York City Is Not That Expensive For Millennials

November 23, 2012

Everyone Support Small Business Saturday 2012

Thanks to the small cleaning business of my parents, I spent my childhood cleaning toilets in the greater Buffalo metropolitan area.

And yes, if you must know, spending my weekends moonlighting as a cleaning person while growing up in an upper middle-class, superficial white suburb really did wonders for my social life in middle school and beyond.

I suppose, like any budding entrepreneur, my upbringing not only allowed me to appreciate local and family businesses, but to understand the extra stress and drama associated with running such businesses in a struggling economy that seems to be dependent on big business.

On Saturday, November 24, 2012, make sure to support small businesses in America!

In 2010, the "holiday" was conceived by American Express; the company spent a shit load of money on promoting the day and even offered free advertising on Facebook for businesses that met the criteria.

This year, the Small Business Saturday falls between Black Friday and Cyber Monday.

Please note: Black Cyber Small Business Sunday, which involves supporting African-Americans who have porn websites, is this Sunday.

Just kidding.

If you are shopping with small businesses this Saturday, jump on Facebook and Twitter and let people know the good deals you are finding. The
hashtags #smallbusinesssaturday and #smallbizsaturday have been used the past few years on Twitter.

On another note, my first e-book,
The Generation Y Handbook: Funny Stories About Sex, Dating, And Relationships for Millennials, is available online at Amazon for only $6.50.

I don't want to brag, but the book is currently ranked
#646,441 on the best sellers list for Amazon. I'm, like, famous.

November 21, 2012

JC Penney Ain't Impressed With Walmart & Target Being Open On Thanksgiving

Christine Quinn Leads Democrats In Polls Of New York City Mayoral Race

According to a Quinnipiac University poll released today, City Council Speaker Christine Quinn goes into the 2013 New York City mayoral election year with 32 percent of the Democratic Primary vote.

Quinn, a lesbian, has a
65 percent approval rating; higher than current Mayor Michael Bloomberg. If elected, New York City would be the largest population with a LGBT mayor in the United States.

With over 2 million residents, Houston, Texas is currently the largest U.S. city with a gay, lesbian, bisexual, or transgender mayor: Annise Parker

"Okay, the race for the White House is over and it's time to look at the New York City mayoral race, where the possibly decisive Democratic primary could be as early as June. The morning line? City Council Speaker Christine Quinn leaves the other Democratic contenders in the dust," said Maurice Carroll, director of the Quinnipiac University Polling Institute.

The stats on her competition in the Deomcratic primary are as follows:
  • Former City Comptroller William Thompson with 10 percent;
  • Public Advocate Bill de Blasio with 9 percent;
  • City Comptroller John Liu with 5 percent;
  • Manhattan Borough President Scott Stringer with 4 percent

SUNY Buffalo Shuts Down Shale Resources and Society Institute After Releasing Fibs

Earlier this year, the State University at Buffalo put out a study that claimed the state of Pennsylvania was successfully "regulating" the fracking industry.

According to the controversial study, the Shale Resources and Society Institute (SRSI) insisted that the likelihood of natural gas industry violations in the Marcellus region had decreased between 2008 and 2011.

However, it was quite the contrary.

The Public Accountability Initiative later deemed that environmental accidents increased by at least 36 percent during this time.

On Monday, SUNY Buffalo President Satish K. Tripathi penned a public letter regarding the closing of the institute.

An excerpt reads:

"Conflicts-both actual and perceived- can arise between sources of research funding and expectations of independence when reporting research results. This, in turn, impacted the appearance of independence and integrity of the institute's research."

In other news, it appears that girls from Buffalo, New York love to binge drink.

Bus Explosion In Tel Aviv Injures At Least Ten

Oded Balilty / AP
One week after Israel launched its official airstrike offensive on Hamas in Gaza, there was an explosion Wednesday morning that injured at least ten people.

No causalities have been reported, although three people are "moderately to seriously hurt," according to Police spokesman Mickey Rosenfeld.

The White House released a statement regarding the bus explosion:

"Our thoughts and prayers are with the families of those injured, and with the people of Israel. These attacks against innocent Israeli civilians are outrageous. The United States will stand with our Israeli allies, and provide whatever assistance is necessary to identify and bring to justice the perpetrators of this attack. The United States reaffirms our unshakeable commitment to Israel’s security and our deep friendship and solidarity with the Israeli people."

There was no official comment from Hamas or the Islamic Jihad.

November 20, 2012

3 Movies From The 1990's That Gave Me False Hopes And Dreams About My Life

1.  Mrs. Doubtfire (1993) - Was I the only 5-year-old that tried to sabotage their parents marriage? In retrospect, I now realize that I probably wanted to live in San Francisco and hang out with guys dressed as females due to my budding homosexuality. In other news, my parents divorce will be finalized this January.

It only took 18 years of work on my part. BECAUSE IT'S MY FAULT AS THE KID, RIGHT?! WHAT COULD I HAVE DONE TO STOP THIS?!

2.  Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) - Yes, the hit television series was based on the somewhat popular movie. And yes, it was my dream to be a popular student by day and a vampire slayer by night. I switched out cheerleader with football player and called it a day.

However, if my existence of growing up in a rust belt city was turned into a movie, it would most likely be called "Buffalo: The Population Slayer."

It's alright, Buffalo, I'm rooting for you!

Reasons To Have Sex With Someone From Buffalo, New York

3.  There's Something About Mary (1998) - Ah, who didn't want to be a beautiful blonde with every dude falling over them? Well, I'm happy to say that my life turned out a bit like the movie; well, not really. But, one time on a date, someone told me I had a "Cameron Diaz type laugh."

When I inquired further about what that meant, I was told that "it's a term given to a good looking person who has a terrible and distracting laugh."

I love compliments.

Florida Sen. Marco Rubio Isn't A Scientist, Man!

In a recent interview with GQ, Marco Rubio - dubbed by some as the "rising Republican star" with hopes for a White House run in 2016 - was asked, "How old do you think the Earth is?"

His response:

“I'm not a scientist, man,” Rubio told the interviewer. “I can tell you what recorded history says, I can tell you what the Bible says, but I think that's a dispute amongst theologians and I think it has nothing to do with the gross domestic product or economic growth of the United States."

One Fifth Of American Adults Have No Religious Affiliation

In other news, I'm not heterosexual, man.

I know what the Bible says about homosexuality, and what doctors, psychologists, and scientists say about same-sex attraction, in addition to public opinion and human right activists, but I think that will always be a dispute that has nothing to do with the United States.

Two Ways Gay Dudes Can Help Straight Dudes Get Laid

My point to both Rubio and anyone else on Earth?

When you're asked a fucking question -- answer it and stop beating around the bush. But, you better be listening to Bush, cause they were one of the best bands of the 90's, dude!

American Music Awards Hit Lowest Ratings Ever

Since I don't want much television, the only way I knew the American Music Awards were on was because people kept tweeting about the size of Christina Aguileria's ass.

The 40th American Music Awards were held on Sunday and ratings took a 21 percent drop since last year; 9.5 million people were watching.

Ke$ha Admits To Banging A Ghost In Africa

Ironically, I spent Sunday night trying to piece together clues in an attempt to figure out if Courtney Love really did kill Kurt Cobain in 1994.

White House Observes Transgender Day Of Remembrance

On Tuesday, the White House honored transgender individuals who were killed due to violence by observing Transgender Day of Remembrance.

John Berry, the Director of the Office of Personnel Management at the White House, met with around two dozen transgender advocates.

Following the visit, the official White House blog posted a message encouraging all Americans to observe the day.

"The Obama Administration is committed to preventing violence against all people, including all members of the LGBT community, and this meeting was an important opportunity to explore ways to make our communities and neighborhoods safer."

Check out my interview with a friend, transgender comedian Ian Harvie, on insight to being a transgender male in the United States.

3 Things New Yorkers Can Do Instead Of Black Friday Shopping

1. I think there was a Hurricane a few weeks ago. I think there is a shit ton of work that still needs to be done to rebuild various parts of the city. I think if a New Yorker has one or two days to sit in front of a store, then they have one or two days to volunteer to help those who are less fortunate.

2. Grab a glass of wine and admire how cute Alice Walton looks in her mugshot, which resulted in her recent DWI. With a personal net worth of $20.9 billion, I hope her family had enough money put aside to pay for bail!

New York City Museums With Free Admission On Fridays

3. Go to a museum or park or bookstore or bar. Many companies give Friday off, so why would you want to spend it bumping into other New Yorkers and running from one place to another? You do that every other day of the year.

November 19, 2012

The Gumbo Gang Are Having A Holiday Party

On Friday, November 30th, the Gumbo Gang will be throwing their 3rd anniversary Gay Dumbo Party.

The event, which starts at 10PM and runs until 4AM, will be at Galapagos Art Space, a very cool venue in the hip neighborhood of Dumbo, Brooklyn.

I can vouch and say this event will definitely be fun; this past summer, the Gumbo Gang held one of the funnest and well-attended parties of Gay Pride weekend in New York City at the Thompson LES. You can check out the great pictures from the event on their Facebook page.

Galapagos Art Space
16 Main Street
DUMBO, Brooklyn
F to York Street / A to High Street
$10 [21+]

I'll be at the event around midnight or so; it depends if my cab decides to turn into a pumpkin again. As usual, if you see me, feel free to buy me a drink.

The 4 Most Annoying Things About Millennials

1.  When people use the phrase "that awkward moment when" in the wrong content. When you say something is awkward, and it's not, you have thus made whatever situation you were talking about awkward.

Congratulations you awkward son of a bitch.

2.  When those in Generation Y care about what's going on in other counties. Uh, the Middle East? I'm more concerned about what's going on in the East Village. Doesn't anybody care that Linsday Lohan just found out that she has a long lost sibling? What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Gaza is like two billion miles away and those people don't believe in the same God as us ... or something like that.

Why Millennials Should Have Sex On The First Date

3.  Why don't Millennials ever use sarcasm?

4.  If I hear "I'm fiscally conservative and socially liberal" one more time, I'm going to have sex with a gay, moderate Republican on a bed of welfare checks in a run down motel in Gary, Indiana.

Some Pictures That Sum Up My Fall Trip To Buffalo, New York

Michigan Has Rise In Same-Sex Marriage Support

Michigan State University has released a new survey that shows support for marriage equality in Michigan is on the rise.

56 percent of the residents showed support for same-sex marriage, which is up from 48 percent two years ago.

This past month, Maine, Maryland and Washington passed ballot initiatives to legalize gay marriage. Historically, these three states were the first to approve same-sex marriage by a direct vote of the people.

I've always been a fan of (Ho)Motown, baby! Let's hear it for Detroit and Michigan as a whole. Well, the 56 percent of residents who support marriage equality.

Ryan Seacrest Is Upset Over No Twinkies

Due to the Bakers Union Strike, Hostess announced that they will no longer be making Twinkies, in addition to their other iconic products.

As marijuana was just recently legalized in Colorado, there is no word yet if stoners have stock piled Hostess supplies as a precaution.

Rumor has it that Ryan Seacrest was a little upset that Twinkies were discontinued.

5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is Gay

When he found out the item was "Twinkies," and not "Twinks," he regained his composure and asked if he could braid his girlfriends hair.

Buffalo Gals Love To Binge Drink

Well, we don't need Reggie Bush talking any more shit about the wild behaviors of women who call Buffalo, New York home. It looks like a magazine did a little research.

Self Magazine has recently released its annual list of the healthiest cities in the United States. And well, being a list, Buffalo was of course on it.

The Queen City ranked 47; which may or may not be the favorite number of Mitt Romney.

According to the ranking, which is based on an algorithm that included 58 categories, it sheds some insight on the habits of Buffalo girls:

"Maybe it’s the cold weather? Binge drinking rates here are way above average, and the metro area’s average BMI comes in at 27.5—technically overweight."

3 Reasons To Have Sex With A Buffalo Bills Player

While I was in Buffalo this past week for vacation, I asked a few of my girl friends what they thought of this ranking. A few simply told me to shut the hell up and to pass the 6 pack of PBR and bag of Jim's Steakout.

November 13, 2012

Congress Will Be The Most Diverse In US History

Think Progress has posted an awesome infographic which details the diversity of the 113th Congress in the United States, which includes the first openly lesbian member of the Senate and the first Buddhist Senator.

And some brownie points for Generation Y -- three congressmen and one congresswoman were born in the 1980s and all are Democrat.

"The 113th Congress will be more representative of the United States from race to religion, and from gender to sexual orientation. It will look more like America with 3 new African American representatives, 10 new Latinos, 5 new Asian Americans and 24 women in the House or Senate."

Ironically, an infographic of the men I have dated over the past few years is set up in a similar fashion.

November 7, 2012

I'm Taking A Writing Break Dudes And Dudettes

I'll be on vacation in Florida until November 12th and decided I wouldn't be bringing my laptop.

However, I have over 500 original articles on the site, so if you want to check them out, make sure to go through the blog inventory by month.

These articles can be found on the lower left hand of the website.

If you think you'll miss me too much, check me out on Twitter:


I'd like to send my congrats to Washington, Maine, and Maryland; all three states voted on November 6th to allow same-sex marriage! Additionally, Minnesota voters stopped a state ban that would only allow marriage between opposite sex couples.

I also heard a rumor that Barack Obama was elected.

Look for new articles on Tuesday, November 13th, 2012.

All The Obama Girls Were Thinking Last Night When Their Father Was Elected

                          "Fuck yeah, dude, we get to skip school tomorrow."

November 6, 2012

I'm Always A Fan Of Buffalo, New York Clothing

Check out Inspired Buffalo on Esty & find out the 5 Signs I No Longer Live In Buffalo. Buffalo is pretty much the coolest rust belt city out there.

5 Reasons Why I Voted Today

1.  I was looking for hot gay guys with rainbow Obama pins.

2.  I was looking for ugly straight guys with Romney pins.

3.  My voting place was at a school and I wanted to see if all the female gym teachers had "Ms." on their doors instead of "Mrs." I was right for some reason ...

Important Reasons To Vote For Mitt Romney

4.  I was looking for Big Bird; the closest thing I came across was a 200 pound man with jaundice.

5.  I needed to take a break from drinking and writing.

I Was The Last Gay Dude On The Planet To Download Instagram

November 5, 2012

President Obama Responds To Girl With 2 Dads

Sophia Bailey Klugh, a ten-year-old girl, recently penned a letter to President Barack Obama praising his support of marriage equality and the rights of LGBT Americans.

In other news, he has yet to respond to my letter requesting for the government to forgive my student loan debt.

How America Subconsciously Evolves On LGBT Rights

What the heck! I even sealed it with a kiss.

It Breaks My Heart To See Good Looking Bigots

These girls, students at Northwestern College in Minnesota, are voting "yes" tomorrow on the amendment to ban marriage between people of the same sex.

The images, compliments of Minnesota For Marriage, show why these college students are voting.

Four states - Maine, Maryland, Minnesota, and Washington - vote on marriage equality tomorrow. Check out the image above regarding how to vote, and for more information, visit TheFour2012.


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