I loved college and going to class, but sometimes, more important things got into the way of my studies; such as going to happy hour, fuck buddies, and the occasional weekend trip out of town. Over the years, I came up with creative ways to get out of homework assignments - or at least postpone them until I was not hungover / drunk anymore. Here is my favorite tip for taking away some stress during cram time.
Online Submission - And no, I'm not talking about some dominant porn site. At Canisius, a majority of professors wanted students to submit longer papers and assignments via ANGEL. You write the paper, upload it to the class homepage, and the professor has a digital copy. One day, I had a ten page paper that, of course, I left until the last day. There was no fucking way I was going to get it done, and this professor was a little bitch, so I knew she wasn't going to accept it late. I did the only rational thing I could think of, which was uploading a document that read:
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A few days later, my professor sent me an email stating that my document must have been corrupted and my assignment didn't load. I sent back a "oh, that's strange" email, attached the overdue assignment that I had finished (which, make sure you date a few days before the original was due), and a pseudo apology. If you go to a small school, only do this once per semester. A larger school, twice per semester; professors talk, and you don't want to get caught, because quite honestly, this is a legit tip.