March 19, 2012

Gorilla Escapes From Buffalo Zoo

A gorilla escaped from the Buffalo Zoo.
The creature was tranquilized and according to a source, was "the second most drugged up animal in Western New York, just behind Carl Paladino."

No word yet on why the gorilla tried to escape, but rumor has it that the animal was en route to The Old Pink for a steak sandwich.  In other news, P.E.T.A. will now have something to talk about for the next year and a half.

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