September 13, 2011

What Your Favorite Characters Would Say If They Were Gay : Horror Edition

Dracula : " I Came .... To Suck ... Your Dick ...

The Loch Ness Monster : " Even though Sea men have been trying to get on me for ages, I've escaped that mess each time "

Chuckie : " I swear, officer, I was not playing with the young boys ... they were playing with me "

Big Foot : " Well, yeah ... you know what they say "

Candy Man : " Fine, buy whatever you want. But, call me Candy Man -- I AM NOT your Sugar Daddy "


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