Dracula : " I Came .... To Suck ... Your Dick ... "
The Loch Ness Monster : " Even though Sea men have been trying to get on me for ages, I've escaped that mess each time "
Chuckie : " I swear, officer, I was not playing with the young boys ... they were playing with me "
Big Foot : " Well, yeah ... you know what they say "
Candy Man : " Fine, buy whatever you want. But, call me Candy Man -- I AM NOT your Sugar Daddy "